Why is Oklahoma so windy?
I've spent many moons in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, doing training seminars for a company I worked for.
Many a native Oklahoman has been asked "Why is Tulsa, hell, why is Oklahoma so windy?"
The most common reply -- "Because Kansas blows -- and Texas sucks!"
I rest my case.
I would just hate to be a Texan on January 4 -- because there's gonna be weeping, and wailing, and gnashing of teeth when SC beats the everlovin' crap out of that whiney bunch of Texas-weenies in Beautiful Downtown Pasadena.
Sorry, girls, you're gonna get pwnd.